• the last wife •
Maya plonks on the bed.
I stand infront of her nervously and ask for the third time since she came into my room.
"How about this one?"
"Yeah, your highschool sweetheart will get a b***r immediately he sees you in that."
Well, it's not my highschool sweetheart I want to get a b***r. It's my f*****g ex who is in a relationship with another woman. I know it's selfish that I want to take him away from her. But that's my man.
"Does it look great."
"Ofcourse!"
"Does it look like it would make my ex come running back to me?"
"Definitely." She pauses. "Wait... are you doing this for your highschool sweetheart or for your ex? Please don't tell me you're doing it for Erik! He doesn't deserve it. That asshole kicking us out of the house!"
"Language!" I bark at her. "Never
