"Hey man, what are you doing here sulking?"
I look up and saw my friend Xander standing there. I look behind him.
He turned around to see what I was looking at. "Are you waiting for someone?" Ha asked.
"No dickhead! I was just checking if your brat wife is following you around."
"Hey!" He slaps my head hard.
"Ouch man, that hurts." That was really painful.
"Well, that's what you get from saying something bad to my wife." He sat down beside me and ordered a drink.
"What? You always call her brat." I complained.
"I'm the only one who can call her brat, dickhead." He chuckled.
"Well, that sucks! Where is she anyway? Since you got married you never left her side. You two are literally stuck to each other.
He slaps my head again. "Hey, what was that for? I didn't say anything bad ag
