Maxine “Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday, happy birthday, Happy birthday to you.” My mom sang, holding a huge lemon-themed cake topped with what I assumed were eighteen candles. “Mom, what—isn’t it like two in the morning?” I said groggily, trying to sit up. “I know. I just got back from work,” she whispered. “Come on, make a wish and blow the candles,” she said. Make a wish. Every year, I wished for one thing: for my mom and me to be happy together forever. No one dying anymore. There was that one time in junior year I wished for a Louis Vuitton bag and my paternal grandma bought it for me. I took the cake with the burning candles and closed my eyes. This year, I was going to wish for two things: getting into Princeton and for my boobs to stop growing

