I Amuse Him

Daniella's P.O.V My Anaconda don't... My Anaconda don't... My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish Now that's real, real, real, I picked up my phone groaning "What?" My voice was raspy and harsh with anger and sleep. No one is allowed to disturb a girl in her sleep on a Saturday morning when most importantly she is on her periods. Now who is the one disturbing person upy might ask? My iphone shows the caller id -Des. And there on the other side of the phone is my best friend Destiny whose new found hobby is I think, to irritate Danny to an extent that her brain pops. And why my temper is so high well my nature's gift just makes me so.. Dangerous. "Hey Danny! It's me Des!" Well no s**t Sherlock. "What do you want?" "Well Good Morning to you too. I am just fine. Thanks for asking" sarcasm dripping in every word. What the fudge cake . "Ok Des, Now if you don't tell me that what so important came up that you had to call me on a Saturday morning" "Afternoon" she said. I looked at the clock 2:00 p.m. "Yeah so whatever. You know how much I love my precious sleep." I said embarrassed. "Yeah! Your precious sleep can wait but my news can't. so wake your saggy ass up and come to my house as soon as u can." She said embarrassing me more. This isn't going like I thought. I should be the one getting all yelly and I am being the one yelled at. Not nice Danny. And what the hell is saggy ass. My ass is just fine. "Hey my ass is not saggy." I said. No one can mess with my ass. "Seriously? That's what you got from the whole?" she said as if this was the most unbelieving thing is the world. Michael jackson's death is still a hard thing to digest. "Just come here soon. Okay? I have some great news to tell." She said. "Are you dying ?"I asked "What ? No." "Then What is the great news?" I said holding my laugh. "You mean witch. You better be here in 5 minutes and don't make me come there and let me show my boxing.." I cut the line ended. If one thing in life I don't wanna see is Destiny's boxing skill applied on me. She can break my jaw in just one hit. I think I have to betray my bed and have to go to her house to learn about the god damn great news. I got up from my really comfy bed if I might add and move towards my dresser. I looked into the mirror and woah whose that zombie? Hairs are all out of the place and when did I started wearing that old ragged t-shirt of my dad. "Oh my god" I screamed. "Get away from my princess or you are dead meat." Came in barging in my bedroom, my oh so calm dad with a baseball bat swinging in his hands. "Princess? Are you all right? Ohhh you doesn't look all right." I gave him the don't-make-fun-of-me look. "Dad I am total-" "What is going on here?" well say hello to my beautiful step-mother. Well she is not like those evil step mothers. She is rather really nice and I am happy that my dad chose to marry her. He deserves to be happy. But don't take me as a bad person who hates his own mother. I do not hate her. It's just she left my dad saying that she wanted a break from "Us" so my dad gave her one with a governmental paper. They divorced, and I am not sad because they weren't happy either. My bro -"Danyyyyyyyyy" Someone screamed from the bathroom across the hall me, Martha( my step mom) and Dad(with his baseball bat) ran towards the bathroom. I went firstly in the bathroom and saw something pink "f**k" I screamed. "I don't think your father would appreciate your swearing in the house young lady" Martha said as she came behind me and saw the "thing" over my shoulders "Oh my f*****g god" she screamed. I looked at her. "I do not appreciate swearing in this house darling" came my father running. "Oh shoot" we both looked at my father. "What ? it's not swearing. Come on." Like it explains everything. Our eyes went to the pink think which was in front of us. My cute little puppy which was once whole white like milk is now PINK!!!! Can you imagine a pink Pomeranian standing in our bathroom wiggling his tail. Just then I remembered something or should I say "Damiennnnnn" I screamed on the top of my lungs and both my father and Martha backed of knowing that no one can mess with my dog. NO ONE. Came in my so called stupid brother with PINK HANDS. Oh My Gawd. "This f*****g thing isn't coming out." My frustrated brother said. "I suppose no swearing in the house young men." Said my dad frustrated with all the ill words going on lately in the house but how could this jerk turn my white love into fudging pink. "Haa you are caught red handed or should I say pink handed. How could you just turn my dog pink you nincompoop. And that's not swearing dad." I told him as soon as he lifted his finger to tell us the morals of the house. "I don't know Danny. I was just giving Bliss a bath and I don't know who genius put the pink dye on the same shelf where we put shampoos." My lovely brother told me like he was just a little innocent child who stole a cookie from the jar above the fridge before the stupid dinner. And I know he is just not so innocent. "And the hell, could you not see that is was not the damn shampoo you..you" I looked at my dad who was waiting eagerly for my next word so he could evilly laugh at me and say "Now you are grounded my child no going to Destiny for a year because I don't think you will ever have a boyfriend" I carefully chose my words "You turnip" Yeah carefully. I could not just let that happen I mean she is my only best friend which I don't know how we happen to become one. I mean she is gorgeous with her light blue eyes, pin straight dirty blonde hair and slim figure. While I on the other hand had long wavy brown hairs with hazel colored eyes which I got from my mother and also my curvy figure. Yeah I don't attract boys but no wonder every other guy in our school wanted to date Destiny, but she has only laid her eyes on only one pers.. "A turnip ? really ? besides I am also dragged into this. This freaking pink dye won't come out and I have to go out tonight with Jasmine Sandals" Said my brother. Jasmine Sandals? oh my gwad. My brother must have lost it how could he go on a date with that bi..beetroot. "You have a date with her?"I asked/screamed. "Chill women. Who said anything about a date." he said smirking. Oh he probably wanna get laid. Don't get me wrong but I really don't like her and the point being the girl is being rude to me since the first day of my school. She has been with everyone in the school you could name. Even some of the hot juniors. I mean She is pretty with her golden curls, green eyes and model like body but all prettiness is thrown into well when she wears her usual attire. Which can't probably be said as an attire because it wholly composed of skin yeah you can pretty much see everything from her dress and when I mean everything............... And my brother being one of her top listed person...reason being? Ok drum roles please presenting Damien Jones, Star football player, Senior, body to die for girls clinging onto him for one look and on the other side... At least can I have some claps? Daniella Jones, the nerd, the almost nobody and who has a crush of size of a bigfoot foot print on a guy she can never have.. yay life.. Sucks... ********************************* I finally dragged myself to Des's house and please remind me how much I hate her. All because of her I had to wake up from my very personal slumber when again remind me I am on my periods only to be woke up by a screaming dad with a swinging baseball bat in his hand, a pink Pomeranian and pink hands oh lord so much for one day. I rang the doorbell of her cute looking house just two blocks away from mine and the door opened revealing her beautiful mother smiling like always. "Hello Renne" I said smiling. "Oh Danny it's really nice to see you. How are you my dear?" She asked. "I am doing really fine and how is everything? And how is Brandon?" I asked. "Brendon is hot as always" A voice came from inside and behind Renne and I knew who it was from. A head popped out from Renne's shoulder's. "Brendon" I screamed and hugged the tall well build guy and looked at his appearance, surly he has become handsome than ever with his well built muscles to his dirty blond hairs just like des's which were just perfectly messy and those light blue eyes just like destiny's. And I am not ogling, he is mine and Damien's best friend after Destiny. All four of us would always hangout together before he had to go to London for his college. "I missed you so much Brandon." I said cheerfully. "I missed you too Danny." He said in my ears still holding me. He was like a second brother to me so sweet and caring. "So, why didn't you tell me that you are back from London?"I asked. "Well I just came last night around 3a.m and was really tired, thought that I would come to your house with Des and meet you guys but she told me you were coming already. Which I couldn't believe because it's Saturday and you sleep like an infant but now I do." He told me smiling truthfully. Seriously he is the sweetest guy on this planet I was kind of blushing to. "Yeah she knows how to wake me up." By blackmailing me with her stupid boxing skills. I should also learn some self-defense like karate or kung Fu or something like that. "Finally the sleeping beauty arrived." There she stood looking perfect as always with her straight hair and no makeup makeup look. I just stared at her like the news better be big or I'll fry you. I am just bad with warnings. "You are late you know."she said. Oh you didn't. "You should be thankful that you are alive. I was occupied by a baseball bat and a pink Pomeranian." I said as if it was the most obvious thing to say. All three of them looked at me like I grew a turtle neck. "I'll explain later." I dismissed them. With that Renne went in the kitchen and Brendon went to meet Damian. We went in Des's room and immediately as soon as I stepped inside her room she closed the door and screamed. With made me scream. "Whattttttttt???" I asked screaming and scared. So that's why she locked the door. "I am dating."she screamed/said. I was my turn to look at her like she grew a turtle neck. "What? Who? When ? How?" I asked frantically. She just blushed. " I am dating. Ethan Sparks. From yesterday. I don't know what to answer to how?" She said. Oh My Gawd ****************************************** Me and des were in my room she came in early today and was helping me getting ready as she was going to introduce me to Ethan, now that was really a slap on my getting ready skills. I so could get ready on my own like I could totally wear a simple shirt and some dark jeans with my favorite vans to go, with a messy bun. But destiny here thinks that I should look good for her.. I am totally gonna roll under a rock and cry after all this she always tells me that how I am so beautiful with my long brown curly hairs who go upto my waist and perfect figure and I should not hide it and show it to the world or in her words look like a girl, but Really? Like I was gonna believe her. "And done."she said as she did the last stroke of mascara on my eyes. Ok this was good, so simple yet so fresh. She just did some winged Eyeliner and mascara on my eyes and let the natural curl of my hairs show up after washing and conditioning them twice. I am wearing a simple white tank top a shirt and black shorts to go and after several pleadings and begging she let me wear my black vans. Ever since she told me she is dating Ethan I couldn't stop my happiness for her. She liked Ethan from when we were juniors but he was really engrossed in his fooball and his grades that he could never give Des a second look and now in sophomore year he finally talked to her and took her on a date at a very fancy restaurant where he asked her to be his girlfriend. I knew she had a date with someone but she didn't tell me who it was, saying that it is a surprise. God I am so happy for her. Ethan is a great guy. With good reputation in school just one thing that I don't like is his friend.. Hunter.. Hunter Donnavan... He is a big time player..Sleeping with every girl in school except me and Destiny.. he tried to flirt with Des but failed and she was blindly in love with Ethan and me... Well let's just say I am not very noticeable... well thank god that I am not otherwise I would have to deal with him in which I tell you I am not very good at. I have always been a nerd like I just love reading in my room where no one could bother me and I could have my hot chocolate and my book and sometimes my romantic cheesy novels.. We went downstairs where Martha was making some delicious pancakes and My father was near the counter sitting and sipping on his coffee..I went and kiss them both on cheek goodmorning they replied and sat down with des on my side to have the breakfast.. Here sweety she gave me some pancakes with maple syrup on the top and I was literall looking at them like my life depend on them.. We had breakfast and as soon as we went to the door my father said.. "You are forgetting something young lady." Me and Des turned around to see my father holding them in his hands and giving me funny look. I stared at him with disbelief. My glasses. I thought they broke.. I was confirm because me and Des jumped on that thing like It was a tub of grapes until it was in unrecognizable state. And then standing in front of my father with the most innocent face we could make telling him that I accidently drpped them on the road and a trunk passes on them well Des being the one talking I stayed quit because according to her I am terrible at lying which I totally disagree on.. I just happen to laugh a lot when I lie, Like one time we brought a cake on Martha's birthday and dad and Damien went to take some presents making me the in charge to make Martha stay out of the kitchen. Which I did but Martha got really scared and called dad crying on the phone. When dad and Damien came back they were both really confused as to why Martha was pleading him that she can see her only daughter going to Mental Asylum. I think I do stink at lying. As me and Des were looking at each other and that at the glasses in horror I took the glasses in my hand and looked at my father like he game me something I don't really know how to use.öpen it and put it in front of your eyes."he told me. I put them on in defeat and made my way outside with a horror stricken Destiny on my heel. "How could...."she said and then paused for a moment "oh god why.." With that we went towards the direction of our school.