Highlander Ever After

Thank You Baba

Sully

I didn’t know that when I came down this morning, I was going to see Baba on display in all her glory. That was not the first thing I wanted to see. I am pretty open-minded and I am glad the old bird has her groove going with my grandfather.

However, it is best if they keep all that behind closed doors. It would be like walking in on my parents having s*x. I snorted and decided that my father would be better off screwing an apple pie like in the movie. How they managed to have Gregor I’m not sure.

I didn’t care that my sisters and I were not of Caroline Mackenzie’s loins. It was refreshing to know that I was not sharing blood with that bitter sow.

I also thought about Anna and feeling up her chest, it was great until Jer interrupted everything, and then scared her off. Although I was a little jealous of Cassius feeling her up.

Jer and Cassius were talking to themselves and Daniel wandered off disgusted with all of us. I like Daniel. I just didn’t see how Jer ended up with him. I didn’t think Daniel was so uptight.

They stopped talking and were both looking at me as I wiped the sweat from my chest.

“Why are you two looking at me like that? I mean if you want to get naked and roll in the hay I would rather do it in bed.” Jer’s eyes bugged out and Cassius grinned.

“Well, not that it wouldn’t be fun but Jer and I were talking and we think you and Anna should shag.” I stared at Cassius, wasn’t he brought here for that?

“Oh he doesn’t mind being a side d**k but he wants to be all romantic and get to know her first. I would step up to the bat and show you two how it is done. However, you know my feelings about vaginas.” Jer gave a shudder and Cassius hugged him.

“Look, I don’t mind sharing her with you Sullivan, if that is what she wants and what you want then great. I’m totally into the whole reverse harem thing. I have seen some of the things that Minx reads.” I blushed; I have seen it too.

“You guys don’t think I’m disgusting?” I hung my head in shame, I know Anna said I am not disgusting and I need to stop saying that.

“Will you stop saying you’re disgusting what did I tell you, Sullivan?” I looked up and see Anna in the doorway. She still looks pale but she is also glaring at me.

“Also you two, what the hell? Can’t you let me have a little privacy? Why are you pimping me out Jer?” He looked at her in shock.

“Look you would be the worse hoe on the streets!” She rolled her eyes and closed the door.

“Shut up Jer, we both know that you’re the hoe here and I am the pimp.” He shrugged and grinned.

“Ok here is the deal, I need to get back into the dating pool and you guys know how difficult that will be.” I didn’t know where she was going with this but I stood there and she walked over to a hay bale and sat on it.

“If you two are up for it, I am too. I mean if you don’t mind sharing.” She blushed and I felt myself let out a exhale of relief. I sat down next to her and Cassius sat on the other side.

“I mean I was hoping for a threesome with Jer and Daniel but I think I can handle you and Cassius if he is down with it.” I was starting to get turned on just by thinking of all the things we can do.

“Oh, I am down with anything, I know Baba brought me here to act as a distraction. I also ran into a little bit of trouble back home.” I glanced at Cassius and he shook his head.

“I don’t want to talk about it now. However, I think Baba knows that we are all broken in our own ways and we could heal each other.”

“I have a nurse costume Anna can borrow.”

“I have my own costume Jer.” I looked at Anna with raised eyebrows.

“What?” I shook my head and leaned in and kissed her, she deepened the kiss and I moaned.

“Ok, none of that while I am here. I’m going to go see what bug is up my husband’s ass.” Jer winked at us and left us.

“I should really get checked out though it is still hard to breathe, but first..” Anna turned around and dragged Cassius closer and I watched as she kissed him. I groaned and knew I was going to need a shower as well.

She pulled away and walked out of the stable. I let out a sigh and stood up with a grunt.

“Damn she can kiss, ok I need a shower.” I nodded and Cassius held out his hand for me.

“Umm….”

“Look I hate wasting water; we can always shower together and tell Jer and the kinky girl about it later.” I pulled Cassius toward me and kissed him; I could still taste Anna’s chapstick on him and loved the feel of his stubble on my face.

I was going to have to thank Baba later. That old lady might be a hot mess but she was a lovable hot mess.