We were all inside The Den several hours later. It was weird being there with them while we waited for Craig. It was as if my two worlds were about to collide. It was like Superman having Jimmy Olsen over to the Fortress of Solitude for tea.
“Still a s**t hole,” said Doug.
I shrugged and said up to the ceiling, “Laser show to Britney.”
A Britney medley instantly blared throughout The Den, lasers in various colors crisscrossing above our heads. It was like being at her concert. Given that Britney didn’t sing live, it was exactly like being at her concert.
“Ooh,” exhaled Doug.
“Pretty,” said Simon. “Who’s the vocalist?”
I shook my head. Doug frowned. Todd sighed. We made small talk and waited for my ex to arrive.
A few hours later, Craig finally walked in and announced, “Okay, time to
