The Viagra of devil

George Sam, also known as Uncle Bull, is a 70-year-old retired soldier, a veteran, who participated in many wars including the notorious Vietnam War, and had won war medals of Honor. Now he leads his retired life with his wife Nany also known as Crazy Nany in his hometown, why she got this title, crazy Nany, because of her nature of getting rude always. She is not soft, behaving very impolitely to Uncle Bull by shouting and insulting him. She is an orthodox believer with strict religious disciplines and customs, and by profession, she is a botanist too. Though Uncle Bull is in his seventy, he is energetic like a youngster. The hero, George Sam, also known as Uncle Bull, is a man of God and Satan…! So his life is a combination of goodness and badness..! His wife Nany, the servant of God, can’t bear it, the satanic side of Uncle Bull. So, always quarrels are erupting in between them. These endless quarrels made a cold war in their life. By suspecting, observing, and accusing each other they live like enemies. Yeah.., he is a funny character who wants to serve God and Satan to nibble on the sweetness of life. Even though he celebrated his 70th birthday, Uncle Bull lives with the mind of a youngster and is actively involved in the fun of love and lust. To lead such a life, physically he is healthy, and mentally he is smart. Age didn’t bother him in getting engaged in the fun of life. Happily, he lived with the holiness of God and the dirtiness of Satan. His wife Nany is a strict orthodox devotee of God. She spent most of her time in worship and nursing her plants in her garden. But, as said earlier, Uncle Bull was not a fully dedicated devotee of God. Half of his life he gave God and the rest given to Satan to enjoy the beauty of the activities that were considered a sin. According to his principle, to lead a beautiful life, we must need the support of God and Satan. When God gives troubles, Satan will give happiness. When Satan gives troubles, God gives happiness. This was the principle of Mr. Sam. So, he established a companionship with God and Satan and enjoys the thrill of holiness and sin. Nany was totally against his Satanic life. She always warned him and quarreled about his tendency to sin. “You are an old i***t. Don’t you understand? Committing sins will lead you to hell, the home of fire.” When she shouts at him like this by mentioning religious things, calmly he will reply with a pleasant smile. “Don’t worry. Some of your priests will be there in hell to receive my confession.” His reply, insulting the priest and God, will irritate Nany and the intensity of the fight will increase. If their only daughter Letisha is there, she will mediate between them to let them calm down. Sam’s interest in women and lust made him a funny character in the town community. They gave him a beautiful nickname, Uncle Bull. He happily accepted this nickname as an honor to his fans and wanted to be known by this title. Though he was a funnyman in the town, his activeness in life at that age was ideal for the town community, everybody liked that character and his fun. Because of his innocent nature and friendly attitude made several friends in the town including kids, youngsters, and adults. His fans in the town, always observing him, wished to hear his funny thrilling stories of exploring life. On his birthday, when Uncle Bull was spending time in the lover’s park, a park nearby his home, in the evening, a funny thing happened. He got an erection…! So what? Is it a big deal? Of course not, but in his case, it is not a silly thing, because, he didn’t have this fun for the last several years. That is a surprising matter! When this thing happened that evening, it amazed him like a performance in a magic show. “Holy moly..! A miracle has happened.” Surprisingly he said. “Who blessed me, God or Satan? Is it a birthday gift for me?” He laughed. Getting a perfect erection was his dream for the last several years. To achieve it, he used several medicines and therapies. But nothing happened. So, he was compelled to live like a saint. But his ambition to nibble the sweetness of lust didn’t allow him to stay calm. Due to the erection problem, he was so disappointed. One day he thought and consoled himself. “I am an Ex-soldier carrying the curses of bloody wars. These are the sins of war, the curse of the humans who got killed by my shots. As I dreamed one day, the ghosts of cursing Vietnamese are still behind me. They cursed my d**k to be inactive, which will be equal to death. I can still hear their mourning around me which I heard from the dark corridor of the tropical jungle.” When he realized his erection issue, he made a club for gentlemen who have a similar problem. He named the club “The club of the sleeping boy.” Few of his fellow warriors joined the club. During their club gathering, they talked about their dream to achieve a 90-degree erection. Somebody tried to find out solutions to overtake this erection problem and explored some secret medicines like p***s tonic, d**k ring, Pena therapy, etc. But they didn’t get a proper remedy to solve the issue. But now thing has changed by creating history! Uncle Bull, the great warrior, could realize the dream to possess a 90-degree erection. “Eureka. Eureka. Yes, this is the degree that we dreamed.” While running, Uncle Bull roared. “I became a degree holder.” As it was a miracle that happened after several years, Uncle Bull wants to show this surprise to his wife Crazy Nany being a great achievement. Often she mocked him during their quarrels by mentioning his erection problem. Once she told him. “You are an inorganic substance having no potency because you are the companion of Satan.” “Today is the day that I am going to prove to this holy b***h that I am a powerful organic substance.” Happily Uncle Bull said himself. “I will challenge her today for an erotic fight.” Some of his roaming friends in the park saw Uncle Bull’s hard run of happiness. They thought he got some problems. They rushed behind him. “Hey, Uncle Bull, what happened? Are you OK? Do you need any help?” Captain Randy, one of his friends and a club member, asked him. “I think he got a physical problem?” another member who was coming behind him said. The running Uncle Bull heard it and shouted them back. “Shut up you rascals. I don’t have any problem; I am celebrating a great achievement.” “Great achievement..? Really..? What is that?” One friend asked. “Share it with us. We are your friends; we want to know the thing that made you happy.” “I am a degree holder now.” Uncle Bull laughed. “What?” Eagerly Captain Randy asked. “Degree holder, what degree? What do you mean?” “The degree of potency, understand?” laughing Uncle Bull turned towards them. “Look, this is the real thrill, the thrill of 90-degree performance. Finally, I could possess great 90-degree power.”