Aurora was sitting in the lawn in front of the school when Harlan joined her. He sat down beside her and she said, “Well, it looks as though the top two students finished first.”
“Seems so,” Harlan replied with a Cheshire’s grin upon his face. He moved to her, put his arm around her shoulder, and said, “Aurora, I know that you have no feelings for me, but I am so into you that it hurts. I don’t know what to do to win your heart. Tell me, what kind of men do you like? If you tell me, then I will try to change myself into that type.”
Aurora shrugged his arm off of her shoulder. “Harlan Wallins,” she replied, “calm the f**k down. You are unable to imitate the type of man that I like. You are who you are. Even if you were able to pretend to be someone else, it w
