GROUPCHAT
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Seokjin: who is going w tae?
Yoongi: i would but i dont want t
Hoseok: im busy today
Seokjin: i asked who is going not who is not
Taehyung: i love how yall are fighting over me
Namjoon: sorry tae im working on songs
Jimin: i will go
Seokjin: ok good
Seokjin: dont let him do stupid things
Jungkook: where are we going?
Hoseok: tae's having his wisdom teeth taken out
Jungkook: sicc im bringing my cam w me
Namjoon: im not sure taehyung wants that
Taehyung: i want a 90min documentary
Seokjin: none of us are gonna be at the dorm when u guys come back so if u need help text us
Yoongi: dont text me
Yoongi: im gonna ignore u
Yoongi: so save urself some letters and dont text me
Hoseok: u can call, text, whatever u want me anytime
Jimin: we will be fine
Jimin: afterall im going with them
Yoongi: reasons of why we all should be worried:
1. jimin goes with tae
2. jungkook goes with tae
3. jimin and jungkook goes with tae
Namjoon: it might not be the best idea to let the maknae line go alone
Jungkook: guys guys guys
Jungkook: ur talking about me here
Jungkook: the jeon jungkook
Jungkook: u cant spell reliable without jungkook
Hoseok: this is gonna be a disaster
Hoseok: well have fun
Taehyung: i will be back druged up
Taehyung: hoes on both of my arms
Taehyung: with less teeth
Yoongi: ur going to a dentist
Yoongi: not to film the hungover movie
Jungkook: if we would film the hungover we would come back with a baby and not with hoes
Jungkook: pay attention to the little details yoongi
Taehyung: my water broke
Taehyung: we should go
Jungkook: lets get iiiiittt
Namjoon: dont drug urself jungkook
Jungkook: chilllll
Jungkook: im not stupid
Jungkook: i know that the doctor would f**k me up if i would take my weed out
Seokjin: do u want me to beat ur ass before u go
Jungkook: ohhhh would u look at the time
Jungkook: we(ne)ed to go:)))
Jimin: we will be back
Taehyung: im bringing sexy back
Jungkook: YEAH~
Hoseok: dont listen to that song
Hoseok: thats the only thing u gonna remember and it wont be so good to start singing it to the doctor
Yoongi: i bet $10 he's gonna do it
Seokjin: $15
Yoongi: $16
Seokjin: $17
Jungkook: i bet $1,000 thats not the only song he gonna twerk to
Yoongi: deal
Namjoon: taehyung are u nervous?
Taehyung: im scared they gonna do something to my balls man
Namjoon: are u already drugged?
Jungkook: jimin is driving like a f*****g psychopath
Jungkook: why tf did i let him drive smh
Hoseok: jimin's driving????? yall are still alive???
Taehyung: i think im gonna die sooner in the car then at the doctors
Yoongi: what exactly do u think is gonna happen at the doctors today
Taehyung: lose a couple of lungs
Namjoon: a couple?
Taehyung: give or take
Jungkook: i think jimin is having an erection
Seokjin: are u serious?
Jungkook: his d**k is touching the f*****g wheel
Jungkook: maybe thats why he's such a bad driver
Namjoon: jungkook dont joke with stuff like that
Taehyung: yup
Taehyung: he's definitely having another passenger on his lap
Jungkook: jimin jr.
Yoongi: this day is just gonna get better lol
Yoongi: jimin cant stop being a f*****g hoe for a sec
Hoseok: jungkook take the f*****g lead before you guys actually die
Jungkook: im not touching his penis
Jungkook: i dont care if its touching the f*****g ceiling im not going anywhere near that energy sucker
Namjoon: hoseok meant like the wheel
Taehyung: we gonna be fine
Yoongi: u just dont wanna go to the dentist
Taehyung: maybe...
Jungkook: we are almost there
Jungkook: jimin is also feeling good
Jungkook: more than good actually
Seokjin: im so disgusted right now
Taehyung: yeah? try and be in the same car as him
Taehyung: he is producing an unhealthy amount of pheromone
Namjoon: i cant read this anymore
Hoseok: neither can i
Yoongi: jimin is the f*****g funniest i swear
Yoongi: what a f*****g i***t lmao
Jungkook: WE ARE HERE
Jungkook: holy shit
Jungkook: i cant believe we made it
Jimin: yall are betrayal mfs
Jimin: i didnt have an erection
Jimin: thats my normal size
Jimin: jungkook u should know that
Jungkook: excuse me?
Yoongi: ur a champ jimin
Namjoon: i mean it is impressive to drive while having some d**k problems
Jimin: once again
Jimin: nothing happened
Jimin: jungkook is just a lil bitch
Seokjin: ok whatever just go do ur thing
Taehyung: im gonna pass out
Hoseok: that wouldnt be such a bad thing
Jungkook: im sorry but what did u say jimin
Namjoon: taehyung ur gonna be fine
Namjoon: u wont feel anything
Taehyung: i hope i wont have an erection during the proccess
Yoongi: thats a good idea, dont pull a jimin tae
Jungkook: did he really just say that to me?
Taehyung: omfg the doctor is here
Taehyung: fuck
Taehyung: i told hitman bang hit it the second audition to get him off my back with some karate moves and he didnt do shit
Taehyung: i hope he doesnt succeed on his diet
Taehyung: f*****g fatbitchass
Jimin: we will be there with you
Jungkook: some girl just explained to her friend that she has c*m on her jeans and how it happened and i dont know what to do with this information now so i just released it to the universe so its not my problem anymore
Taehyung: its time for me to go
Taehyung: keep me in ur prayers
Hoseok: bye hoe
Seokjin: have fun
Yoongi: dont let them ice ur balls
Namjoon: stop
Namjoon: he's already scared
Yoongi: good
Jimin: the doctor looks 10/10 would bang
Jungkook: that was me
Jimin: ew
Jimin: taehyung says hi
Namjoon: its been 30 seconds
Jimin: he says: i dont care
Seokjin: do u guys know what i was thinking of yesterday?
Yoongi: i literally dont f*****g care
Yoongi: one bit
Seokjin: u know how jennie and kai got exposed
Seokjin: kai went to pick her up in a car
Seokjin: if that would have happened to joon
Seokjin: would he go by bike cuz that broke ugly b***h doesnt have a license lol
Namjoon: dont u have better things to do
Jungkook: tae got drugged
Jungkook: he's f*****g hilarious
Hoseok: what happened?
Jungkook: the doctor asked him if he ate already
Jungkook: he was like nah not yet
Jungkook: the doc asked what he gonna eat
Jungkook: tae was like good p***y what else
Jungkook: and everyone in the room choked lmfao
Namjoon: i didnt expect anything else from him
Hoseok: he's gonna be even worse i bet
Jimin: OMFG HE JUST SAID
Jimin: "i like this room, its really white"
Jimin: "i want my room the be white too"
Jimin: "like my ass"
Yoongi: could we have drugged tae every day
Hoseok: when are they doing the surgery?
Jimin: in like 2 mins
Yoongi: keep us updated on the stupid things he says pls
Jungkook: will do
Namjoon: i gotta go to the studio
Namjoon: brb
Seokjin: wait im going 2
Hoseok: im going too
Namjoon: yoongi?
Yoongi: sure
Yoongi: lets go together to everywhere like high school bitches
Seokjin: im going to chick-fil-a, yall going to bighit tho
Hoseok: i want some food too tho
Hoseok: lets eat first
Namjoon: ok i guess
Jimin: it started
Jimin: i only know that cuz tae finally shut up
Jimin: jungkook where tf are u?
Jungkook: i found an empty room and layed down on the bed
Yoongi: he's my son
Seokjin: at least ur not doing some stupid s**t like using the saliva pump to save urself some energy
Jungkook: i mean now that u said that
Namjoon: no
Namjoon: put it down before i beat ur ass
Jungkook: bet?
Namjoon: bet
Jungkook: no balls tho
Hoseok: seokjin what is that thing called that u always get from here?
Seokjin: food?
Hoseok: no
Hoseok: u know that sandwich thing
Seokjin: yeah thats food
Seokjin: and its exactly a sandwich
Hoseok: ur useless
Hoseok: is hot dog
Yoongi: no its not
Hoseok: i f*****g hate u guys sometimes
Hoseok: *most times
Jungkook: this saliva pump is really entertaining
Seokjin: no u didnt
Namjoon: jungkook u didnt
Hoseok: u did didnt u
Yoongi: most probably yes
Jungkook: chill hoes
Jungkook: its as clean as my ass
Jimin: u definitely caught some s**t congrats stupid bitch
Namjoon: jungkook are u f*****g serious
Namjoon: do u know how unsanitary that is
Jungkook: guys
Jungkook: they put this into different peoples mouth
Jungkook: yall think they dont clean it
Yoongi: exactly what we think
Yoongi: u dont know if they cleaned it after they used it on someone
Jungkook: u sound like its about a goddamn murder
Jimin: tae's almost done
Seokjin: i just started eating
Hoseok: why do u say just you
Hoseok: we are with u too bitch
Seokjin: im not the leader i cant speak for everyone
Namjoon: what an excuse
Jungkook: ayyy tae's done
Yoongi: finally
Jimin: first thing he said "im a kardashian, look at my fatass lips"
Hoseok: how is he looking?
Jungkook: like i beat him up
Jimin: now he's a vampire
Jimin: a vampire kardashian to be exact
Yoongi: a vampire?
Jungkook: he has blood in his mouth
Yoongi: ofc why else
Jungkook: wtf they gonna bring him a wheelchair
Jungkook: i want my wisdom teeth removed too
Seokjin: to get a ride in the chair?
Jungkook: yes
Jungkook: he is singing sexy back
Yoongi: give me my $18
Jungkook: he gonna sing other songs too dont worry
Seokjin: u cant make him! thats not fair!
Jungkook: u think i have to do that? we are talking about the human jukebox
Hoseok: how is he feeling?
Jimin: feeling really f*****g high
Jimin: saying all kinds of things
Yoongi: like?
Jimin: "is it the weekend?"
Jimin: "no its not, why?"
Jimin: "cuz i cant feel my face"
Seokjin: i'm so unimpressed
Jungkook: they are here with the stroller
Namjoon: u mean wheelchair
Jungkook: same thing
Hoseok: dont let jimin drive jungkook
Jungkook: i aint gonna
Jungkook: im not even gonna let him stay in the car
Jungkook: let him catch a taxi lol
Yoongi: seems like a good plan
Jimin: stfu bitchass
Seokjin: hopefully jungoo doesnt end up like jimin
Hoseok: jungkook is 4
Hoseok: he doesnt even know what his p***s is for
Jungkook: i would get offended but its true ayyyy
Jungkook: taehyung doesnt wanna get into the car
Jungkook: he says we kidnapped him
Jungkook: like he's so special
Jungkook: b***h he thought i wouldnt leave him here
Namjoon: ur strong just put him in the car
Jimin: i distracted him with a saxophone video
Hoseok: good thinking
Jungkook: should i put him into the car gently or is it okay to just throw his ass in the trunk?
Namjoon: not in my christian household
Jimin: ok now he's saying he's choking while jungkook is trying to push him into the car
Yoongi: is he choking???
Jimin: not yet
Jimin: "ur not choking"
Jimin: "yes im choking on a huge d**k"
Hoseok: thats the tae we know
Jungkook: ok im done
Jungkook: we are on our way
Jungkook: dont miss me too much while im driving
Yoongi: we gonna do our best:))))
Seokjin: second round anyone?
Yoongi: im full
Hoseok: no thanks
Namjoon: im good
Seokjin: i miss jungkook
Jimin: "the fish in the ocean are thirsty give them some arrowhead"
Yoongi: taehyung probably would
Seokjin: jimin too
Jimin: u got something to say?
Seokjin: "dolphins can breath underwater"
Jimin: hey google search "how to kill someone"
Namjoon: do u guys know why are wisdom teeth called love teeth?
Yoongi: cuz they usually come at late teens early 20s and people usually exprience their first love at that time too
Namjoon: k
Jimin: jungkook wants you to know that taehyung is singing single ladies
Jimin: and ddaeng at the same time
Jimin: and that he wants his money in cash
Yoongi: sike
Yoongi: im broke
Seokjin: oh yeah sure
Namjoon: how does single ladies and ddaeng sound like together?
Jimin: sounds like the most badass song tbqh
Namjoon: i can imagine
Jungkook: im back hoes
Jungkook: jin i heard u miss me
Jungkook: u can suck my d**k later if u want
Jungkook: lol jk
Seokjin: im so gonna stab u to death like im not even kidding
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