BTS CHAT

Seokjin: who is going w tae? Yoongi: i would but i dont want t Hoseok: im busy today Seokjin: i asked who is going not who is not Taehyung: i love how yall are fighting over me Namjoon: sorry tae im working on songs Jimin: i will go Seokjin: ok good Seokjin: dont let him do stupid things Jungkook: where are we going? Hoseok: tae's having his wisdom teeth taken out Jungkook: sicc im bringing my cam w me Namjoon: im not sure taehyung wants that Taehyung: i want a 90min documentary Seokjin: none of us are gonna be at the dorm when u guys come back so if u need help text us Yoongi: dont text me Yoongi: im gonna ignore u Yoongi: so save urself some letters and dont text me Hoseok: u can call, text, whatever u want me anytime Jimin: we will be fine Jimin: afterall im going with them Yoongi: reasons of why we all should be worried: 1. jimin goes with tae 2. jungkook goes with tae 3. jimin and jungkook goes with tae Namjoon: it might not be the best idea to let the maknae line go alone Jungkook: guys guys guys Jungkook: ur talking about me here Jungkook: the jeon jungkook Jungkook: u cant spell reliable without jungkook Hoseok: this is gonna be a disaster Hoseok: well have fun Taehyung: i will be back druged up Taehyung: hoes on both of my arms Taehyung: with less teeth Yoongi: ur going to a dentist Yoongi: not to film the hungover movie Jungkook: if we would film the hungover we would come back with a baby and not with hoes Jungkook: pay attention to the little details yoongi Taehyung: my water broke Taehyung: we should go Jungkook: lets get iiiiittt Namjoon: dont drug urself jungkook Jungkook: chilllll Jungkook: im not stupid Jungkook: i know that the doctor would f**k me up if i would take my weed out Seokjin: do u want me to beat ur ass before u go Jungkook: ohhhh would u look at the time Jungkook: we(ne)ed to go:))) Jimin: we will be back Taehyung: im bringing sexy back Jungkook: YEAH~ Hoseok: dont listen to that song Hoseok: thats the only thing u gonna remember and it wont be so good to start singing it to the doctor Yoongi: i bet $10 he's gonna do it Seokjin: $15 Yoongi: $16 Seokjin: $17 Jungkook: i bet $1,000 thats not the only song he gonna twerk to Yoongi: deal Namjoon: taehyung are u nervous? Taehyung: im scared they gonna do something to my balls man Namjoon: are u already drugged? Jungkook: jimin is driving like a f*****g psychopath Jungkook: why tf did i let him drive smh Hoseok: jimin's driving????? yall are still alive??? Taehyung: i think im gonna die sooner in the car then at the doctors Yoongi: what exactly do u think is gonna happen at the doctors today Taehyung: lose a couple of lungs Namjoon: a couple? Taehyung: give or take Jungkook: i think jimin is having an erection Seokjin: are u serious? Jungkook: his d**k is touching the f*****g wheel Jungkook: maybe thats why he's such a bad driver Namjoon: jungkook dont joke with stuff like that Taehyung: yup Taehyung: he's definitely having another passenger on his lap Jungkook: jimin jr. Yoongi: this day is just gonna get better lol Yoongi: jimin cant stop being a f*****g hoe for a sec Hoseok: jungkook take the f*****g lead before you guys actually die Jungkook: im not touching his penis Jungkook: i dont care if its touching the f*****g ceiling im not going anywhere near that energy sucker Namjoon: hoseok meant like the wheel Taehyung: we gonna be fine Yoongi: u just dont wanna go to the dentist Taehyung: maybe... Jungkook: we are almost there Jungkook: jimin is also feeling good Jungkook: more than good actually Seokjin: im so disgusted right now Taehyung: yeah? try and be in the same car as him Taehyung: he is producing an unhealthy amount of pheromone Namjoon: i cant read this anymore Hoseok: neither can i Yoongi: jimin is the f*****g funniest i swear Yoongi: what a f*****g i***t lmao Jungkook: WE ARE HERE Jungkook: holy shit Jungkook: i cant believe we made it Jimin: yall are betrayal mfs Jimin: i didnt have an erection Jimin: thats my normal size Jimin: jungkook u should know that Jungkook: excuse me? Yoongi: ur a champ jimin Namjoon: i mean it is impressive to drive while having some d**k problems Jimin: once again Jimin: nothing happened Jimin: jungkook is just a lil bitch Seokjin: ok whatever just go do ur thing Taehyung: im gonna pass out Hoseok: that wouldnt be such a bad thing Jungkook: im sorry but what did u say jimin Namjoon: taehyung ur gonna be fine Namjoon: u wont feel anything Taehyung: i hope i wont have an erection during the proccess Yoongi: thats a good idea, dont pull a jimin tae Jungkook: did he really just say that to me? Taehyung: omfg the doctor is here Taehyung: fuck Taehyung: i told hitman bang hit it the second audition to get him off my back with some karate moves and he didnt do shit Taehyung: i hope he doesnt succeed on his diet Taehyung: f*****g fatbitchass Jimin: we will be there with you Jungkook: some girl just explained to her friend that she has c*m on her jeans and how it happened and i dont know what to do with this information now so i just released it to the universe so its not my problem anymore Taehyung: its time for me to go Taehyung: keep me in ur prayers Hoseok: bye hoe Seokjin: have fun Yoongi: dont let them ice ur balls Namjoon: stop Namjoon: he's already scared Yoongi: good Jimin: the doctor looks 10/10 would bang Jungkook: that was me Jimin: ew Jimin: taehyung says hi Namjoon: its been 30 seconds Jimin: he says: i dont care Seokjin: do u guys know what i was thinking of yesterday? Yoongi: i literally dont f*****g care Yoongi: one bit Seokjin: u know how jennie and kai got exposed Seokjin: kai went to pick her up in a car Seokjin: if that would have happened to joon Seokjin: would he go by bike cuz that broke ugly b***h doesnt have a license lol Namjoon: dont u have better things to do Jungkook: tae got drugged Jungkook: he's f*****g hilarious Hoseok: what happened? Jungkook: the doctor asked him if he ate already Jungkook: he was like nah not yet Jungkook: the doc asked what he gonna eat Jungkook: tae was like good p***y what else Jungkook: and everyone in the room choked lmfao Namjoon: i didnt expect anything else from him Hoseok: he's gonna be even worse i bet Jimin: OMFG HE JUST SAID Jimin: "i like this room, its really white" Jimin: "i want my room the be white too" Jimin: "like my ass" Yoongi: could we have drugged tae every day Hoseok: when are they doing the surgery? Jimin: in like 2 mins Yoongi: keep us updated on the stupid things he says pls Jungkook: will do Namjoon: i gotta go to the studio Namjoon: brb Seokjin: wait im going 2 Hoseok: im going too Namjoon: yoongi? Yoongi: sure Yoongi: lets go together to everywhere like high school bitches Seokjin: im going to chick-fil-a, yall going to bighit tho Hoseok: i want some food too tho Hoseok: lets eat first Namjoon: ok i guess Jimin: it started Jimin: i only know that cuz tae finally shut up Jimin: jungkook where tf are u? Jungkook: i found an empty room and layed down on the bed Yoongi: he's my son Seokjin: at least ur not doing some stupid s**t like using the saliva pump to save urself some energy Jungkook: i mean now that u said that Namjoon: no Namjoon: put it down before i beat ur ass Jungkook: bet? Namjoon: bet Jungkook: no balls tho Hoseok: seokjin what is that thing called that u always get from here? Seokjin: food? Hoseok: no Hoseok: u know that sandwich thing Seokjin: yeah thats food Seokjin: and its exactly a sandwich Hoseok: ur useless Hoseok: is hot dog Yoongi: no its not Hoseok: i f*****g hate u guys sometimes Hoseok: *most times Jungkook: this saliva pump is really entertaining Seokjin: no u didnt Namjoon: jungkook u didnt Hoseok: u did didnt u Yoongi: most probably yes Jungkook: chill hoes Jungkook: its as clean as my ass Jimin: u definitely caught some s**t congrats stupid bitch Namjoon: jungkook are u f*****g serious Namjoon: do u know how unsanitary that is Jungkook: guys Jungkook: they put this into different peoples mouth Jungkook: yall think they dont clean it  Yoongi: exactly what we think Yoongi: u dont know if they cleaned it after they used it on someone Jungkook: u sound like its about a goddamn murder Jimin: tae's almost done Seokjin: i just started eating Hoseok: why do u say just you Hoseok: we are with u too bitch Seokjin: im not the leader i cant speak for everyone Namjoon: what an excuse Jungkook: ayyy tae's done Yoongi: finally Jimin: first thing he said "im a kardashian, look at my fatass lips" Hoseok: how is he looking? Jungkook: like i beat him up Jimin: now he's a vampire Jimin: a vampire kardashian to be exact Yoongi: a vampire? Jungkook: he has blood in his mouth Yoongi: ofc why else Jungkook: wtf they gonna bring him a wheelchair Jungkook: i want my wisdom teeth removed too Seokjin: to get a ride in the chair? Jungkook: yes Jungkook: he is singing sexy back Yoongi: give me my $18 Jungkook: he gonna sing other songs too dont worry Seokjin: u cant make him! thats not fair! Jungkook: u think i have to do that? we are talking about the human jukebox Hoseok: how is he feeling? Jimin: feeling really f*****g high Jimin: saying all kinds of things Yoongi: like? Jimin: "is it the weekend?" Jimin: "no its not, why?" Jimin: "cuz i cant feel my face" Seokjin: i'm so unimpressed Jungkook: they are here with the stroller Namjoon: u mean wheelchair Jungkook: same thing Hoseok: dont let jimin drive jungkook Jungkook: i aint gonna Jungkook: im not even gonna let him stay in the car Jungkook: let him catch a taxi lol Yoongi: seems like a good plan Jimin: stfu bitchass Seokjin: hopefully jungoo doesnt end up like jimin Hoseok: jungkook is 4 Hoseok: he doesnt even know what his p***s is for Jungkook: i would get offended but its true ayyyy Jungkook: taehyung doesnt wanna get into the car Jungkook: he says we kidnapped him Jungkook: like he's so special Jungkook: b***h he thought i wouldnt leave him here Namjoon: ur strong just put him in the car Jimin: i distracted him with a saxophone video Hoseok: good thinking Jungkook: should i put him into the car gently or is it okay to just throw his ass in the trunk? Namjoon: not in my christian household Jimin: ok now he's saying he's choking while jungkook is trying to push him into the car Yoongi: is he choking??? Jimin: not yet Jimin: "ur not choking" Jimin: "yes im choking on a huge d**k" Hoseok: thats the tae we know Jungkook: ok im done Jungkook: we are on our way Jungkook: dont miss me too much while im driving Yoongi: we gonna do our best:)))) Seokjin: second round anyone? Yoongi: im full Hoseok: no thanks Namjoon: im good Seokjin: i miss jungkook Jimin: "the fish in the ocean are thirsty give them some arrowhead" Yoongi: taehyung probably would Seokjin: jimin too Jimin: u got something to say? Seokjin: "dolphins can breath underwater" Jimin: hey google search "how to kill someone" Namjoon: do u guys know why are wisdom teeth called love teeth? Yoongi: cuz they usually come at late teens early 20s and people usually exprience their first love at that time too Namjoon: k Jimin: jungkook wants you to know that taehyung is singing single ladies Jimin: and ddaeng at the same time Jimin: and that he wants his money in cash Yoongi: sike Yoongi: im broke Seokjin: oh yeah sure Namjoon: how does single ladies and ddaeng sound like together? Jimin: sounds like the most badass song tbqh Namjoon: i can imagine Jungkook: im back hoes Jungkook: jin i heard u miss me Jungkook: u can suck my d**k later if u want Jungkook: lol jk Seokjin: im so gonna stab u to death like im not even kidding