GROUPCHAT (FT. YOU)
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Seokjin: yoongi get ur ass online
Jimin: this time can we skip namjoon ranting about the rules?
Namjoon: we aint skipping shit
Namjoon: rules are important
Namjoon: especially in monopoly
Namjoon: so suck it up
Jungkook: im gonna go and take a nap, wake me up when yall ready
Seokjin: YOONGI DONT MAKE ME WHOOP UR ASS
Yoongi: here
You: hoseok if u dont win
You: ur a sore ass loser
You: who bought a f*****g expensive apartment but cant f*****g win in monopoly
Hoseok: imma make u pay me every time u come to mine
You: see u never hoe
Taehyung: this time im gonna win for sure
Yoongi: u gonna lose all ur money in the 2nd round
Yoongi: with y/n
You: yo lick my balls
You: i at least wanna survive 20 rounds
Hoseok: and u call me a loser
Hoseok: u better stfu next time
Jungkook: jin will win today
Jungkook: i feel it in the online air
Seokjin: thats right boiiiiii
Namjoon: its not hard to win with a cheating ass like urs
Seokjin: oh look
Seokjin: isnt this the man who doesnt let us play because he needs to google up the rules every minute?
Jimin: as soon as he googles something im logging off
Yoongi: lets just start
Taehyung: ahhhhh why am i the last
Taehyung: this is torture
Taehyung: yall gonna have a property already when im still gonna be at the start
Jungkook: if i will have time to spare while winning the game i will shed a few tears for you
You: how tf does yoongi already have a property?????
You: HOE WE JUST STARTED THIS GAME
You: AND UR ALREADY WINNING
Yoongi: losers gonna lose
Hoseok: ok?????tf???
Seokjin: namjoon
Seokjin: did u just
Namjoon: NOPE
Jimin: U GOT INTO JAIL???? ALREADY????
Namjoon: NOOOOPE
Namjoon: i have to google this
Namjoon: im sure that in the first round i cant get into jail
Namjoon: thats just stupid
Namjoon: gimme a s*x guys
You: wrong game joon
You: this is monopoly not ur dirty mind game
Namjoon: sec*****
Jimin: absoFUCKINGlutely not
Jimin: ur in jail
Jimin: thats what u get for always googling s**t up
Jimin: suck it up:)))
Seokjin: OOOOOOHHHH I GET EXTRA $$$$$$$$
Seokjin: i won in a beauty contest
Taehyung: IM STILL AT THE START HOES
Taehyung: JUST REMINDING YOU
Taehyung: THIS IS NOT FAIR
Jungkook: dont worry
Jungkook: by the time u start playing namjoon will still be in jail
Namjoon: f**k yourself
You: we should have just played uno
You: at least thats funny
Hoseok: the other frienship destroyer
Taehyung: f*****g finally its my turn
Taehyung: now ur in danger yall
Yoongi: yo jin
Yoongi: u gonna buy the ones u usually do?
Seokjin: yeah why?
Yoongi: i want them
Seokjin: lol ok
Seokjin: but then u have to kill me
Seokjin: cuz i aint giving them to u
Yoongi: deal
Namjoon: IM HERE TOO GUYS
Namjoon: THIS GAME IS MAD DRY WHEN UR IN JAIL
You: LOL
You: u should hurry up cuz everyone has s**t already except you
Namjoon: can i buy the jail?
Jimin: no
Namjoon: im just gonna google it
Jimin: i f*****g hate u
Taehyung: yoongi pls
Yoongi: loooooooool
Yoongi: pay up bitch
Taehyung: spare my life
Taehyung: i just started playing i cant afford giving u 15$
Taehyung: if i give u that im not even gonna make it until the 10th round
Yoongi: it was nice playing with u tae
Taehyung: come oooooon
Taehyung: dont be suck a dick
Taehyung: just let me slip this one time
Taehyung: PLEAAAASEEE
You: come on yoongs
You: what happened to ur good heart that says no to capitalism
You: share ur s**t with taetae
Yoongi: ffs
Yoongi: whatever
Taehyung: OOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAA
Taehyung: I f*****g LOVE YOU YOONGI
Taehyung: I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT ME TO DO
Yoongi: then pay
Taehyung: other than that^^
Yoongi: give me the first property u gonna buy
Taehyung: are u for real?
You: welp that sucks tae
Namjoon: okay so
Namjoon: i have a deal with one of you
Jungkook: do yall hear sumn?
Jimin: what is it joon?
Jimin: google said f**k off?
Namjoon: i wanna buy someones property
Namjoon: preferably one that will later give me a lot of $$$$$
Namjoon: so yoongi, seokjin, jungkook
Namjoon: lets talk
Jungkook: i still dont hear shit
Yoongi: im here to win and im gonna
Seokjin: my dads a CEO
Hoseok: great reasoning jin
Yoongi: OHOOOOOO y/n
Yoongi: thats gonna be 20$
You: i hate playing with you
Yoongi: good to hear:)
You: im gonna be broke soon yall
You: i need to go to jail
Namjoon: lets make a deal
You: i think the f**k not
You: can i just take a break
Taehyung: same
Taehyung: i have 280$ left
Taehyung: that aint even enough for chicken nuggets
You: rip
Jimin: hoseok
Jimin: hoe
Jimin: wanna trade?
Hoseok: u have my s**t?
Jimin: ofc i have
Hoseok: lets get it hoe
You: yoongi
You: u wanna trade?
Yoongi: what can u give to me that will benefit me?
You: do u accept kidneys?
Taehyung: i would also be interested in that
Yoongi: we will see
Yoongi: maybe we can talk about it
Seokjin: hey namjoon
Namjoon: what
Seokjin: when do u plan on starting to play?
Namjoon: f**k off
Namjoon: stupid bitch
Seokjin: lmao
Jungkook: thats gonna be 56$ tae
Taehyung: pls
Taehyung: spare my life
Taehyung: im gonna shave my balls for u
Taehyung: just pllllllllllsssss
Jungkook: what tf am i gonna do with ur shaved balls? lmao
You: i mean do u want me to say it or
Jimin: suck it
You: nice
Jimin: teamwork makes the dream work
You: truly
Jungkook: i like money better
Jungkook: just pay me
Taehyung: plssssssssss
Jungkook: pay pay pay pay pay pay
Taehyung: i dont have money hoe
Jungkook: u said u have 280$
Taehyung: THAT WAS 3 MINS AGO
Taehyung: IM TOTALLY BROKE NOW
Namjoon: how even
Taehyung: i bought some shit
Hoseok: i mean u bought 3 houses and 1 hotel
Taehyung: i have to treat myself from time to time too yanno????
Jungkook: dumb broke bitch
Jungkook: just go
Taehyung: THANK YOU I LOVE YOU BOO
Jungkook: just try and not land on my s**t again cuz imma make u pay double;))))))
Taehyung: f*****g hell
Jimin: yoongi
Yoongi: what now
Jimin: would u sell one of ur property?
Yoongi: no
Jimin: but i will pay
Yoongi: still no
Jimin: suck a d**k then
Yoongi: thanks u too
You: how can no one land on my s**t????? YALL IGNORING ME
You: HELLO IM HERE TOO YANNO
You: i would appreciate if some of u crazy rich asians would drop by and donate
Jungkook: oh ur playing too?
Jungkook: havent seen u
You: f**k yourself jungkook
Seokjin: yoongi how do u have 6 hotels????
Seokjin: are u perhaps
Seokjin: cheating?
Yoongi: who do u think i am? you?
Seokjin: ayy truuuu
Taehyung: ARE U f*****g KIDDING ME
Taehyung: OUT OF EVERYONE IT HAD TO BE YOU
Taehyung: im gonna cry
Yoongi: long time no see taehyung
Yoongi: i think its fair to say that u just finished playing
You: YESSSS IM NOT THE FIRST ONE WOOHOOO
Taehyung: i told yall its not fair that i was last
Taehyung: this is bs
Taehyung: i hope namjoon wins
Namjoon: u dont believe in that either but thx
You: hoseok
You: what am i seeing
You: hun
You: u gon' die soon
Hoseok: shut up
Jimin: 25$???????? b***h HOW??????
Hoseok: i bought 4 hotels and 4 houses
You: well good f*****g luck not landing on yoongis properties which is like the whole f*****g board but thats okay u still have a chance
You: u just have to get into jail
Namjoon: i feel like ur bullying me
You: im not
You: u were the wisest out of all of us
You: but i still dont know how the f**k ur still in jail
Namjoon: at first i wanted to buy myself out but i aint paying 50$ for that so i thought if i buy properties by using yall then i can make it out but everyone ganged up on me and now im just scared
Jimin: its a scary place out here
Jungkook: skinny p***s thanks for visiting me
Seokjin: out of all people i have to give my precious money to a devil child
Seokjin: great
Jungkook: how does it feel knowing im richer than you?:)))))
Seokjin: does it matter? yoongi will win anyways
Yoongi: i love how all of you know this fact
Yoongi: i love playing monopoly
Taehyung: asshead
Taehyung: f**k u and ur money
Taehyung: f*****g crackhead
Hoseok: shit
Yoongi: OOOOOHHHH THE SMELL OF VICTORY HMMMM
Hoseok: u love me right?
Yoongi: this is not a quiz
Yoongi: u lost lol
Yoongi: but hey at least ur money is in good hands
Hoseok: ur so annoying
Hoseok: f**k u f*****g vulturous
Yoongi: love u too
You: so im next....
Jungkook: no hoe
Jungkook: its my turn now
You: i meant like in losing dumbfuck
Jungkook: oh ok
Namjoon: im just gonna give up
Namjoon: im giving my money to jin
Seokjin: that 400$? wtf am i gonna do with that?
Seokjin: wipe my tears with it?
Namjoon: im tryna be nice to u headass
Namjoon: but f**k u then im giving it to yoongi then
Yoongi: yaaaaasss bitch
Yoongi: good choice
You: aaaaaaaaand it looks like im doing the same too
You: f**k yeah
You: gg yall
Yoongi: bye bitch
You: bye hoe
You: never playing with u again
Jimin: theres 4 of us left?
Seokjin: yeah
Seokjin: the ones who can handle money
Seokjin: yoongi who gets rich by making others poor
Seokjin: jungkook who is just lucky
Seokjin: you who uses his brain
Seokjin: and me whose dad's a CEO
72 HOURS LATER
Yoongi: well well well
Yoongi: who would have guessed that i'm gonna win:)))))
Seokjin: stfu
Jungkook: f**k u
Taehyung: i wanted to win:(((((
Yoongi: if u wanted to win maybe u should have tried not being poor LMAO
- Writer
