Knowing how his friend was when he was intoxicated, the guy with Mr. Andrew, placed his phone somewhere where he could capture both his face and his words. He intended to make a joke out of him after he was sober, but when he started talking about things like cops being stupid and how they had escaped him and arrested someone else for a crime he had committed, he realized the tape would be useful.
When the recording was finished, the police exclaimed, "Wow." "Could you direct us to where he stays?"
"Yes, if I receive anything in exchange," he grinned, "free lunch is not available everywhere sir."
The message reached the police chief.
"No problem," he answered, assuring her that he would be rewarded by the Governor personally.
"OK, but don't turn on your siren, and you'll have to foll
