Luna

Chapter 7

I threw my duffle bag in the back of the car and climbed into the passenger seat. Mia, Trina, and Thomas were sitting in the middle row while Xander and I sat in front. I decided to try one more time to get out of this.

"Xan, do I have to go," I asked innocently, shooting my bottom lip out.

"After this morning, yes, you absolutely have to come with. I don't trust you alone right now," he said, glaring at me. I may or may not have accidentally almost burnt the pack house down when I set off his whole bin of firecrackers. Oops!

"I'm sorry," I whispered. I looked out the window, pretending to be sad, knowing this would work on him. Normally he would see right through my acting and not be mad at me within a couple of minutes and we'd all be best friends again, but ever since we found out we were mates, he is completely and totally blind to it.

"Taylor, I'm sorry. I'm not mad at you, I promise," he said softly. I turned around with a smirk on my face.

"Works every time," I sighed with a small smile on my face. I closed my eyes and leaned back, beginning to fall asleep.

"Taylor, wake up," said someone, lightly shaking me. My eyes were immediately aware of my surroundings, but I relaxed when I realized it was only Xander. "We're here."

We got out of the car and grabbed our stuff and were welcomed by the alpha of this pack. "I'm River, you must be Xander, Thomas, Taylor, and...." He trailed off at Mia and Trina.

"This is Mia and her younger sister Trina," Thomas said, wrapping an arm around her. River nodded.

"Well, come on in. Your rooms are on the second floor, rooms twelve and thirteen," River said, making room for us to go through.

We walked in through the door, and was immediately greeted by the biggest s**t I had ever seen. "Xander! I missed you baby," she squealed, jumping up and wrapping herself around.

"I don't know who the hell you are but get the hell off of me," he growled, shoving her off. My wolf was already pissed at this w***e, but I just was trying not to laugh, even though I hated her too.

"Baby, you remember me, don't you," she said, pouting in the most hideous way possible. "I'm Regina."

"Sounds like v****a," Thomas muttered, and I bursted out laughing.

"What are you laughing at? You will never have a chance with Xander. He turns eighteen in a couple days and then we'll find out we're mates and live happily ever after. Without you," the b***h snarled.

"Ha, you're wrong about that. His birthday was a week ago. And he did find his mate," I laughed. I don't even know why I was laughing, this just cracked me up and I was too amused to show my anger towards this s**t who was throwing herself at my mate. Thomas took Mia and Trina away, knowing I was going to end up going into my batshit crazy b***h mode soon, even though I was laughing now.

"Let me have a go at her so we can have a happy ending. I can already imagine us making love through the night," she said, grabbing his hand to pull him away. I growled lowly at her, my wolf and I both pissed now. She did not just say that. The thought of Xander mating with anybody but me caused me to see red.

"Back off b***h," I snarled. Good thing Thomas took Mia and Trina away because this was not going to end well.

"Or what. He doesn't give two shits about his mate, right baby," she purred to him, but it sounded more like a dying goose.

"I actually love my mate and would do anything for her. So back off before she decides to go batshit crazy on you," Xander warned. The s**t was still clueless that we were mates and I couldn't help but chuckle, despite the anger bubbling up inside me.

"I'm much stronger then her. She's probably just a little weakling who doesn't know what a real punch is," v****a sneered. Thomas was right, her name does sound like v****a. Too bad for her that I like it! But the comment did almost make me pounce on her. Nobody is allowed to test my strength like that.

"I've met his mate. She's the best fighter in the pack," I smirked, telling her the truth.

"Well I can beat her in bed any day. Come on baby," v****a said, trying to pull Xander away once again.

"I'm not sleeping with you or doing anything else with you. You're an i***t if you thought I would," Xander laughed, taking a couple steps back so she couldn't grab him again.

"Why not. Your mate will never know. Just a quickie," she begged.

"You're a d**k if you think he'd cheat on his mate," I warned. I was getting pissed now.

"Stay out of this b***h. Why are you even here?" She sneered, looking at me like a piece of trash.

Xanders eyes darkened at what she called me. "Actually, I should be asking you that question. Stop trying to sleep with my mate," I laughed before grabbing Xanders hand and pulling him away. He only followed me, a stupid grin on his face.

Vagina was dumbstruck as we ran away, barely able to contain our laughter. When we reached our rooms, we fell to the floor with tears streaming out of our eyes from laughing so hard. Thomas and Mia joined us, and Trina was too busy absorbed in Dora to notice what was going on.

"That was hilarious," Thomas laughed.

"Dude, you should have seen her face. All her hopes and dreams were thrown down the drain. You had to be there to see it," Xander laughed.

I quickly stopped laughing and looked at everyone seriously. "Down to business. We need some pranks. I'm already going to mix hair dye so it's a pukey green and switch it out with her shampoo. It's classic but it's a good prank. Any others?"

"Put bugs in her bed. Another classic one but lots of classic pranks will work on the s**t," Thomas said.

"Good one," I pointed out.

"We could switch her conditioner with sour cream?" Mia suggested.

"That's perfect!" I said, laughing.

"We could also put a snake in her closet," Thomas threw out another idea.

"You're on snake duty," was all I said.

"We could paintball her room and clothes," Xander suggested. I smiled evilly.

"Then we're all set," I said quietly.

We were able to find our supplies from the pack members in this pack, and we set up the pranks. I sniffed the air for the horrible stench, and her strongest scent was on the second floor. I smelt again and listened quietly, and realized she was doing some very dirty stuff with someone on our floor.

"In, in, in," I ushered everyone in her room, minus Trina who was sleeping. Mia ran into the bathroom and took care of the hair dye and sour cream. Thomas a giant bin with a giant snake and another smaller bin full of bugs and dirt. Xander and I had paintball guns, and we mixed the ugliest colors of paint so it would look like someone puked all over her room and wardrobe.

Xander and I started paintballing. I took care of all her clothes and Xander took care of her room. Twenty minutes later, our team of pranksters had completed the job. I set up my video camera, aka my signature move, and we hooked it up on the flat screen in our room. Thank God for Bluetooth. I hid the camera high in the ceiling so she shouldn't see it. I would go and grab it tonight.

The sounds were barely soundproof so we had to listen to v****a scream and moan in the room next to us.

She got her way with one of the alphas. We all put our headphones on and watched something on our laptops to help drone out the noise.

All I have to say is damn werewolf hearing.

An hour later, we finally heard all the commotion stop and we quickly went over to the TV. The snake was on her bed snaking on bugs. v****a walked in and screamed loudly. She ran out of the room and we soon heard a knock on the door.

We switched off the TV and as I got up to answer the door, the other three grabbed what they had in case this happened. I opened the door and almost screamed. v****a wasn't exactly in the shot of the camera, but now I can see that all she is wearing is a thong and a see through white t-shirt.

"Why the hell are you dressed like a skank v****a! Oh riiiiight, you are one," I laughed. She growled at me.

"Who put a f*****g snake in my room," she glowered.

"A snake! Who would do such a thing!" I gasped, knowing my acting skills sucked. Actually I was really good at acting, but this was all part of the plan.

"You would, you b***h!" She screamed.

After a couple more minutes of being called a b***h and being insulted, she left after Thomas got the snake out of her room.

We went to bed laughing at her reacting to all the bugs and paintballs. I wondered what her reaction would be tomorrow.