Two years later
Andi
I'm going to kill John! This pain is unbearable. I swear if he ever touches me again, I’m ripping his d**k off!
“You're doing good, Andi.” John said to me.
“Oh shove it.” I moaned.
I’m not in the mood for this, I’m in real pain.
“They all get testy like this.” I heard my doctor tell John.
“Yeah, she was like this with our first son.” John answered back.
“Our first son tore me up. You would be like this too if you had a f*****g watermelon burst through your d**k and tear it up.” I yelled at John.
“I warned you that my family produces large sons.” John told me.
I heard my doctor chuckle. “You are not going to win this argument. You had Andi here pregnant for two years. And with huge sons, I might add, I got to go with Andi and the watermelon bursting p***s. So
