CHAPTER FIFTEEN Four years ago … I opened the door to my apartment and stepped inside, tossing my coat haphazardly onto my rack before I stumbled over to my couch and sank down onto it. As soon as I did, Simon hopped up onto the back of the couch and looked at me with expectant eyes. “So?” said Simon. “How did it go?” Exhausted, I leaned back against the couch and said, “Awful. Didn’t find any work.” “No takers?” “None.” My shoulders slumped. “I think I may have turned off a few people accidentally, though.” “Dang,” said Simon. “You should have let me go find new clients for you. People love cats. No way they could possibly say no to a cat as cute as me.” I was so tired and defeated that I didn’t even roll my eyes at Simon’s own self-aggrandizement. I just sighed and sank lower int

