I Choose the Side CharacterUpdated at Aug 8, 2021, 17:15
Host: He is the overpowered, dominating first male lead, and has an out-of-the-world handsomeness?
Nivea: Nah, I'm also op, and he is too much cliche for my type lol.
Host: Then how about the second male lead, the charming, caring but manipulative?
Nivea: Well, he is indeed pitiful for having to sacrifice everything for the female lead, and being friend-zone in the end. But, I ain't into masochists.
Host: Then-Then, the villain! Yes, the villain! Isn't his story very tragic? Don't you have the feeling to be with him and save him from his impeccable demise? He is also smoking hot and handsome!
Nivea: Nope. Too much trouble. Let the female lead handle him.
Host: Eh, then who else, there is the stepbrother, knight, scholar, assassin...
(The host is panicking as she scrolled down with her list while Nivea is getting impatient already.)
Nivea: I have no interest in them at all! Why are you even telling me about them? I already have my soon-to-be hubby...
Host: Are you sure about that? But he's only just a side character, who has only been shown once!
Nivea: Does it matter? He's all I want!
(Nivea stood up.)
Nivea: If we're done, I'm going to look for him now! My hubby, I'm coming for you!
(Nivea vanished into the thin air! The host frustratingly burned all the papers in her hands.)
Host: Well, whatever, why does a single for life even bother with this thing. I will just binge-watch some 1000 animes for three months straight and forget these.
(The host vanishes too.)