Love is a complicated, yet simple emotion. Easily to define, but tricky to pin down. To love someone, you must accept the painful truth that someday, that person who you care for more than anything in the entire world, will one day die.
Unless they happen to be a vampire, that is.
Classic Bloody Mary: Vampire Edition
Ingredients:
One teaspoon of sea salt
A cup of ice cubes
One (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger vodka
3/4 cup spicy tomato-vegetable juice
3/4 cup of mammalian blood
Two dashes of Worchestershire sauce
One dash of hot pepper sauce
Salt and pepper to taste
One stalk celery
Directions:
First, salt the rim of a tall glass, and then fill the glass with ice cubes. Once you've done that, place all of the other ingredients, save for the celery, in a cocktail mixer.
Shake vigorously before straining into the glass.
Finally, garnish the top with your celery.
Enjoy!