Fangs for the Memories

                                                            Classic Bloody Mary: Vampire Edition Ingredients: One teaspoon of sea salt A cup of ice cubes One (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger vodka 3/4 cup spicy tomato-vegetable juice 3/4 cup of mammalian blood Two dashes of Worchestershire sauce One dash of hot pepper sauce Salt and pepper to taste One stalk celery  Directions: First, salt the rim of a tall glass, and then fill the glass with ice cubes. Once you've done that, place all of the other ingredients, save for the celery, in a cocktail mixer.  Shake vigorously before straining into the glass. Finally, garnish the top with your celery. Enjoy!